Ok I’m practically revealing my only recipe but … I have been known to stash a potato chip or two within the slices of a wheat bread bound sandwich. But, I don’t eat mayonnaise anymore. And the only aspect of Miracle Whip that’s miraculous is that someone actually eats it. Am I the only one [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Sandwiched
Posted in Humor, Personal, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged About Me, Condiments, Dressings, Food, Humor, Lunch, Potato Chips, Random Thoughts, Sandwich on July 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The Baldheaded Truth
Posted in Humor, Life, Male Point of View, Personal, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged About Me, Bald, Balding, Culture, Homonyms, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, Male Point of View, People, Personal, Random Thoughts on July 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Um .. bawled / bald.
Coincidence? I think not.
Lest Ye Be Judged
Posted in Culture, Humor, Life, Male Point of View, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Whimsical, tagged Couples, Courtship, Culture, Dating, Ex-Girlfriends, Humor, Life, Men & Women, Men vs Women, People, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships on July 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My sister was recently chosen for Grand Jury duty. It reminded me of serving on a jury in the past. I enjoyed jury duty – although it added validity to the pronouncements of women in my past. “You’re too judgmental” they’d declared. And now I can retort, “but they asked me to be!”
My Jam Session
Posted in Humor, Life, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged Food, Humor, Life, Random Thoughts, Vocabulary, Words on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I like toast. Who doesn’t? Maybe I should resent it. Well, think of the nickname. Trost – toast. You get my high school years. Anyway. I like toast. Peanut butter and jelly toast is good. Grape jelly is good. I like jelly.
However – I do not like jam. Although the word jam is lovely. It’s [...]
Two Issues I’d Just As Soon Put To Bed
Posted in Culture, Humor, Life, Male Point of View, Personal, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged About Me, Beds, Culture, Dating, Feng Shui, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, Male Point of View, Men vs Women, People, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Sleeping on July 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
1. Ok .. I’ll be honest here. I do in fact make my bed. But not everyday. Well. There are days that I just fall on top of it and sleep like that. I have a duvet. I have a bed skirt and I pillow cases and all that crap. I didn’t buy it but [...]
A Painting Tip: Avoiding A Smear Campaign
Posted in Humor, Life, Male Point of View, Random Thoughts, Relationships, tagged Break-ups, Couple, Couples, Courtship, Culture, Dating, Divorce, Ex-Girlfriends, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, Male Point of View, Marriage, Men & Women, Men vs Women, People, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Romance on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Anyway – here’s a little – well let’s just say it’s a hypothetical dating tip:
If you’re going to paint a living room because your hypothetical girlfriend wants “to create a space that reflects the two of us” and you can’t find a drop cloth so you grab a sheet out of the linen closet – [...]
Exhortation Or Extortion
Posted in Culture, Humor, Life, Male Point of View, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Whimsical, tagged Advice Columns, Culture, Dear Abby, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, Men & Women, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Silly on July 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dear Abby,
I hope you can help me. I have a pale ale riding on this. Ok – first question: why can’t people ask advice columnists a question without having to offer a reason for the question? You know like -“my sister and I are betting on this. Loser donates a kidney!” Or like those magazine [...]
Good Morning!
Posted in Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged About Me, Coffee, Coffeeless, Good Morning, Hi, Humor, Life, No Coffee, Personal, Random Thoughts on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ok here’s the deal. I have no coffee. How can that be possible? I have Coke Zero and 3 packets of soy sauce but no coffee. I don’t understand that. The time I would have spent sipping coffee and waking up, I spent staring into an empty canister and looking at an emptied scoop.
I have [...]
A Smokin’ Question
Posted in Culture, Humor, Male Point of View, Relationships, Whimsical, tagged Cigarettes, Courtship, Culture, Dating, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, Male Point of View, Men & Women, Personal, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Romance, Smoking on July 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Ok – when you’re with a woman who smokes, and she wants to smoke – are you required to stand outside in the autumnal chill while she smokes?
And – if you’ve quit smoking and your woman smokes – and you kiss her just to taste the tobacco, are you technically cheating on her? And I’m [...]
Prey On
Posted in Humor, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged Personal, Random Thoughts, Roman Catholicism, Humor, Life, People, About Me, Cats on July 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I had an immensely happy childhood so each little heartbreak stands out like a droplet of red fingernail polish on a wedding dress.
I’m a Roman Catholic and a tenet of the Faith is to pray for the poor souls who’ve died. I still do that. Well, I had a hamster as a boy. My brother, [...]
Shaking It Up
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Humor, Male Point of View, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged Random Thoughts, Culture, Male Point of View, Humor, Life, Male Behavior, United States, America, Football, Patriotism, Patriotic Symbols on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In these days of patriotism and flag waving and football – I’d like to remind my fellow citizens that pompons are the single greatest symbol of American culture. They represent encouragement. They represent freedom of speech to say completely nonsensical rhymes. They represent the embodiment of competition. They represent the body. And they celebrate jiggling [...]
Thoughts Flying Through My Head
Posted in Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged Airplanes, Culture, Food, Humor, Lowered Standards, Northwest Airlines, Random Thoughts on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nothing proved “we care about our passengers” like a reheated reuben sandwich and a stale pack of peanuts. I’m just not so certain Northwest Airlines is so happy I fly with them anymore. I mean they thank me … but that’s just nonreciprocating lip service. My lips are as unoccupied as a broken aisle seat.
Irony Can Be A Bitter Pill
Posted in Culture, Random Thoughts, tagged Culture, Entertainment, Humor, Irony, Life, Media, Music, Opinion, Random Thoughts on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I find it ironic that the candidate of change has resurrected a cabinet that’s sat on a kitchen shelf like a relish dish for the last eight years. And I find it ironic that Alanis Morissette has a singing career when the feline family that lives with the neighbors remain unemployed and are forced to [...]
Call It Old Age
Posted in Personal, Random Thoughts, Whimsical, tagged About Me, Baby Boomers, Culture, Humor, Life, People, Personal, Random Thoughts on July 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I could not remember my telephone number this evening. I had to take out my card and offer a visual instead of a verbal. My exact words were, “oh hell, I can’t remember it. I don’t call myself.” And yet in that moment I remembered my telephone number from 1970.
612.739.5305
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